A numbering system?

With President Obama nearing the end of his 5th year in office and the fact that he has never told a lie but has misrepresented the facts, misreported the facts and misspoke, I believe it would be easier to use a numbering system when reporting stories on events in this administration.  I think the following numbering system should apply, Period.  Number 1, It was the Bush administration's fault, #2, A movie, #3, Republicans, #4, Fox News, #5 Tea Party organizations, #6, Talk radio, #7 2nd Amendments advocates, #8, Rogue employees, #9, A tsunami, and last but not least, #10, I only just heard about it when I read the papers.  I believe reporting the news on the president using this numbering system would be environmentally friendly, by using less ink and maybe eventually less paper since at times this administrations explanations for its failures can get long winded.  Of course, the carbon dioxide being expelled into the air may have to be addressed by the EPA with another regulation or would that require another number?