MY APOLOGY TOUR

As a follow-up to the Obama Apology tour, I would like to offer my own apology tour. I would like to apologize to England for our actions in 1776 when we mistakenly believed that we did not want tyranny and an oppressive government. Little did we know at that time that we would do a 180 degree turn. I would like to apology to Europe for our participation in WWI. I would like to apologize to Europe a second time for our participation in WWII and the Marshall plan that greatly helped in rebuilding your countries. We thought that Nazism, Fascism, socialism was evil. Little did we know that Europe would embrace socialism even though it has never been as successful as capitalism. I would like to apologize to South Korea for helping to avert communist North Korea and China from overrunning you country. I would like to apologize to Vietnam for the actions of JFK and LBJ for their deceptions that got us into a war we should not have been involved with. I would like to apologize to Kuwait for assisting other countries in removing the Iraq army from your country. I would like to apologize to Afghanistan, Iraq and those who lost their lives on 9/11 for engaging in a war to destroy Al Qaeda and the Taliban who contributed to that tragedy. I would like to apologize to the world for all humanitarian aid we have provided the world throughout our existence. I would also like to apologize to the world for President Obama and promise to correct that mistake in November 2012.