The apology Tour

Since President Obama has finished his world apology tour for the sins of the United States over the years, I would like to add my apologies also. I want to apologize to England for revolting against your King and becoming what we are today; for the people of Europe for assisting you in WWI and WWII with men and equipment to protect you from tyranny and oppression; to the countries in the Pacific that we liberated during WWII from Japanese occupation and terror; for Russia for all the aid we gave you during WWII in fighting Nazi Germany; for Europe again for defending you during the cold war that eventually saw the decline of Soviet Russia and liberated Eastern European Countries from Communist Control; for the people of Berlin for supplying food during the Berlin airlift in 1947; sorry we had to put you through that; for the people of Iraq for removing Saddam Hussein that was torturing and murdering your people as well as a threat to the region; for the people of Afghanistan for removing the Taliban and the assistance we gave you during the Soviet occupation; for the people of France and particularly the people living in Normandy for destroying your landscape with the graves of our military that died giving you freedom from tyranny; hopefully, we will be able to exhume the dead and return them to our country so you can again enjoy you ocean front; for the country of South Korea for protecting you from the North Korea Communist invasion that was assisted by China and allowing your economy to grow and prosper giving your people a better lifestyle; to the people of Japan for dropping the Atomic bomb twice on your country that prevented our military from sustaining a projected million casualties and your country suffering at least as many; to all those immigrants that came to this country over the past 230 years seeking a better life. Sorry you were disappointed. Last but not least, to the world for all the assistance our navy and people gave your countries either through a response to disasters or through food and monetary donations. For all this I apologize. P.S. Forgot to add the Marshall Plan that saved Europe at its' most trying time,where we spent nearly $13 billion in aid to help Europe make a full recovery. Somehow, that has been forgotten also.